so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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