Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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