You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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