if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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