I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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