Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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