More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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