i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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