im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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