I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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