You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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