I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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