For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
do nipples grow back?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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