If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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