He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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