We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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