she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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