We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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