they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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