Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
