Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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