Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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