do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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