No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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