who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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