You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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