and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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