Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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