It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize