Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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