Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Randomize
