Christians are straight up FREAKS
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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