please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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