She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
