i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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