its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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