if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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