Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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