Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I cut my penus on the lid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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