whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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