The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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