guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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