we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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