I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
