shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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