Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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