Me. At least after what I've been through.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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