I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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