she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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