I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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