Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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