ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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