Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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